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What a Tool.

September 24, 2009

Sorry, this isn’t a very legit blog post, but this guy is such an XL douche I can’t keep it to myself. Like what did you do to become famous? Let’s go down Jonny’s checklist: 1)Marry some beat piece–Check.
2)Have more kids than you could ever afford thanks to in vitro–check.
3)Force your children to unwillingly live their lives on television so you could profit off of their exposure and not have to get a real fucking job that can support a family of 10–Check.
4)Cheat on your beat, psycho wife and divorce her live on TV–check.
5)Have an affair with another psycho–check.
6)Ride ATVs in your weird way-too-tight-for-your-fat-ass screen print tee with a p-funk hanging out of your mouth–check.

AMERICA-PLEASE STOP CARING ABOUT ANYTHING THIS MAN DOES, HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES.

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